So...I'm off of work...leaving the building...I put on my sunglasses and step out onto the busy sidewalk. I walk down the sidewalk and press the button for the cross walk. I wait...wait...wait for traffic to stop. I get the little walking guy and start my way across the street....and then I hear it...."What is that noise?"..."It's like a bird flapping it's wings" I think to myself. I keep walking....and keep hearing the noise. "What IS that?" I'm thinking to myself as I walk to the parking garage to get in my car. People are passing me...and I'm totally unaware...clueless. I continue to hear the noise and put my hand up to brush my bangs out of my eyes and then I touch it....WT*BLEEP*!?!?....I practically jump out of my skin on the sidewalk and grab my sunglasses off my face to find what has been making that noise.
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A Chinese cookie fortune....flapping in the wind....stuck in the hinge of my sunglasses....for everyone to see.
"You will bring sunshine into someone's life."
You're welcome!
Here is a reenactment. Please don't try this at home.
What a dork....sheesh.
5 comments:
Oh my goodness....I laughted so hard I think I peed a little. Just joking....but you seriously need to give warnings to your readers who are pregnant before they read your silly posts. That was just to funny.
That is hilarious!! You are such a good writer, you had me really laughing there!
Thats so funny! It probably looked like you still had a tag on your glasses. lol
LOL!!!! This is funnier than the WW pics!! How did it get there? From your purse? What a nice fortune:)
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